Everyone has fantasized about having hot, nasty sex with their favorite pornstars: that’s what porn is basically for. But have you ever gone a step further and imagined what it would be like to actually date your pornstar idols? And then, have you almost immediately thought ‘But what would my MOTHER think of him?’
This constant worry which has no doubt caused you many sleepless nights can now be put to rest: At SuperGayBros, we’ve compiled a list of 6 porn stars you could easily take home to meet your mom.
6. Billy Santoro
You shouldn’t need any reason for why Billy Santoro would be a great choice to bring home for family dinner beyond that sexy picture of him suited up, but we’ll give you some anyway. Billy’s the type of man every mom should want for their son: strong, handsome, a little bit rugged and a little bit cute (and a lot sexy, though that’s more for you). He’s also only just recently come into the porn world, making it big in an impressive amount of time, probably largely due to his background in operations management and marketing. That’s right mom, he’s got a fancy-sounding job AND looks good in a suit! There’s no need to focus on his numerous incredibly hot sex scenes or his beautiful thick cock – that’s just between you two.
5. Brent Corrigan
Brent Corrigan has matured a lot in recent years, and we’re not just talking about his chiseled face or even-more-muscular body. His online interactions with his many fans reveals a thoughtful, focused outlook on life and an aura of personal strength and confidence surrounds him. Brent’s also a keen equestrian, which you just know mom will love, has starred in a number of mainstream movies, and has a book on the way. Mom would love chatting to him about horses and acting over a nice roast, and there’s really no need to mention his famous star tattoo on his sexy-as-fuck ass, nor his gorgeous long cock that has all the boys drooling.
4. Colby Keller
You know Colby Keller as the rugged, muscular, versatile god of sex that you’ve jerked it to a million times. But did you also know that he’s got a Bachelor’s degree in Anthropology and a Masters of Fine Arts, Visual and Performing Arts? That’s just a bit impressive, and you know momma will think he’s the bees knees when she hears that! When he’s not making his bottom boy’s knees weak with pleasure or taking a huge dick like a total pro, Colby is involved in various visual and performance art projects, modelling for fashion labels and writing his award-winning blog. Mom will be so impressed with his artistic talents and tales of his interesting life that you won’t even need to mention how many times he’s made you cum with his sensational cock.
3. Zack Randall
Zack Randall is your classic overachiever, and we mean that in the best way. It’s not enough that he’s filmed over a hundred sizzling hot scenes for a number of studios, including a bunch of watersports scenes that will convert you if you’re not already into that; it’s not enough that he can cum explosive jizz-showers that are impressive even in the porn world, nor that he can take a pounding and give it with equal skill and enthusiasm. On top of all of this, Zack’s a chess champion, honor student, philosophy major (minoring in history and music), plays the saxophone AND the clarinet, and is a freelance photographer. Forget mom liking him as your boyfriend: this is the son she always wished she had! If they get too chummy, just mention Zack’s talent at sucking his own beautiful big dick, that might put things back into perspective.
2. Colby Jansen
Colby Jansen is your ultimate man’s man, and we’re not just basing that on the number of guys he’s topped. As well as being the beefy, hairy muscle daddy of your dreams, Colby is a rugby player on the national level (!) and served in the Marine Corps. As if that wasn’t enough to make your momma swoon, he’s also got a Bachelor of Science in Physics (with minors in math and education) and has an MBA, which probably helped land him his current job in investment planning. Ex-military, pro-sportsman, well-educated and able to help with investments? If you don’t put a ring on it, your mom will!
1. Charlie Harding
Charlie Harding is your wet dream of a burly, muscled super-top, the type of guy you just want to hold you in his arms while he pounds you hard. But on top of his successful porn career, Charlie is super busy in a ridiculous number of other areas. He has an MBA and a background in marketing, which he skilfully used to improve his own profile in the porn world. He’s into fitness, art and music, putting out a number of tracks himself and even used to be a vocal instructor. He runs both an event coordination company AND a clothing label, and as if that’s not enough to keep him busy, he even writes for the Manhattan Digest AND his own erotic stories. There’ll certainly be PLENTY to talk about over the family dinner table, and mom will never believe he has time to be balls deep inside a bunch of hot dudes while he’s got this much on his plate!